They served roast beef and potatoes at the D-Fac today. The roast beef was good, but the potatoes were an insult looking for someone to offend. Even instant has a standard. You should start with flakes, not a paste.
So I went to the local KFC to compensate. I walked up to the window and placed my order: one small mashed potatoes. The answer: we don’t serve mashed potatoes here. They had cole slaw, and biscuits, and extra crispy and original recipe, and French fries! I was horrified. What is wrong with this place?