“Genetic Testing gave my parents the gift of divorce.” This actually makes me want to get genetically tested, my parental confidence is so strong. Fortunately, I have very little interest in genetics. I’m vaguely interested in genealogy, but I suspect 23andMe is the more expensive option for doing it.
Also, I’ve just discovered that I’ve been pronouncing genealogy wrong my whole life. It rhymes with analogy, not biology.