You know, I’ve never really cared for Hillsongs. What’s that? They’re called “Hillsong,” you say? Well, there you are. A collective noun with a singular ending is another reason not to like them.
Asides
Ugh
Super Why: Why do yo have to ruin perfectly good stories? Why couldn’t you start with a story being told wrong and fix it by telling the story right? Watching you is like the old joke about playing country music backwards: His dog comes to life, his wife comes back, he gets his old job. So why sing the song?
Jealous Joab
Reading 2 Samuel, it becomes clear to me that a simpler solution for David in the matter of Uriah the Hittite would have been to promote him to commander of the army. It would have been the same death sentence for Uriah…
Holiness is
Holiness is not just the passive avoidance of any kind of wickedness. It’s also the active pursuit of something that might be completed in a word like charity, but it starts with gentleness and kindness.
bleg
I need to find a way to make “be good at hermeneutics” sound more like “be awesome” and less like “know your ABCs.”
Some people claim there’s a woman to blame,
But I know: it’s the Army’s fault.
neumatikos 